English Comedy in Palma This Weekend: Ori Halevy & “0.1% Accurate”
Two back-to-back English-language comedy nights hit Palma at Montego Bay Mallorca—one dark-ish stand-up hour with Berlin veteran Ori Halevy, and one absurd, interactive fortune-teller show that’s “0.1% accurate” (on a good night). Short, sharp, and very easy to reach.
English-Language Stand-Up in Palma (This Weekend)
| Date | Show | Time | Venue |
| Sat 13 December 2025 | Darkest Thoughts with Ori Halevy | 20:00–21:30 | Montego Bay Mallorca |
| Sun 14 December 2025 | 0.1% Accurate with “Magdalena the fortune teller” | 20:00–21:30 | Montego Bay Mallorca |
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🎭 What to Expect
Darkest Thoughts — English Stand-Up (Sat)
Berlin veteran Ori Halevy leans into sharp, silly, sometimes dark material—unpredictable riffs, no politics lecture, fast laughs. The show has drawn big-press praise (including the Scotsman) and a sold-out Edinburgh Fringe run.
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0.1% Accurate — Comedy Fortune-Telling (Sun)
“Magdalena” mixes a crystal ball, questionable prophecies and interactive chaos. Described as “unexpected, clever, ridiculous but great stuff,” it’s the kind of hour you’ll try to explain to friends… and fail (while laughing).
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📍 Venue & Map
Montego Bay Mallorca
Carrer de Miquel Rosselló i Alemany 2, 07015 Palma, Illes Balears
🎟️ Practical Bits
- Language: English
- Duration: ~90 minutes each
- Doors: Arrive 20–30 minutes early for seats and a drink
- Tickets: Use official ticket link for each show (limited capacity)
🍹 Make a Night of It (Nearby)
Pre/post show, you’re a short hop from Santa Catalina bars and Paseo Marítimo spots for late drinks. If you’re planning a weekend in the area, compare stays with Palma hotels near Santa Catalina.
❓ FAQ
Are the shows suitable for non-native English speakers?
Yes—clear delivery and interactive moments keep it accessible.
Is there assigned seating?
Usually first-come, first-served—arrive early for preferred spots.
Can I bring a group?
Yes—just book together via group tickets to sit close.
🔗 More to Explore & Official Links
- Comedy & Live Shows in Palma – English-language stand-up, improv, and special nights.
- Palma Nightlife – make it a full evening nearby.
- Best Budget Hotels in Palma – stay within walking distance of the venue.
Artist & Show Websites
- Epic Comedy Berlin – the comedy brand behind “Darkest Thoughts.”
- Help Me Magdalena – the official site for “0.1% Accurate.”
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